100 Funny Slogans for Family Reunion T-shirts

100 Slogans for Family Reunion T-Shirts

Whether you look forward to seeing your extended family again or dread the crazy antics your creepy, drunk uncle will engage in this time, a family reunion is almost always a memorable affair, and some custom gear can be the perfect way to commemorate the event. No matter what type of event you’re having, from a casual barbecue at the local park to a multi-day reunion at a scenic getaway, family reunion shirts are something everyone can get excited about.

Mementos ranging from custom T-shirts to tote bags, hats and drinkware can put a nice spin on an already-enjoyable occasion or be a saving grace in the midst of a total catastrophe. But what should you put on them? These family reunion slogans might just be the answer. Good family get-together quotes can perfectly sum up a family and get the party started on the right foot.

We’ve gathered some of the best slogans around for you – see if one of them applies to your family. If you’re looking for funny family reunion shirt ideas, you’ll find plenty of them here. Funny family T-shirt slogans will help break the ice and give everyone something to talk about. But if you want thoughtful or inspirational family reunion quotes, BlueCotton can help with that, too.

Check out this list of 100 family reunion funny and inspiring says to put on custom shirts. At the very least, maybe they’ll provide you with an idea for a slogan of your own.

100 Unique Family Reunion Slogans

1. Nine out of ten monkeys insist we’re not their descendants.
2. One reunion, many paths: psychopaths, sociopaths and more psychopaths.
3. No wonder alcoholism runs in the family.
4. [Family name] [Year] Reunion Survivor.
5. Family is people you hate to love and love to hate.
6. Getting back to our roots.
7. We put the “fun” in “dysfunctional!”
8. Now you know where I get it from.
9. If we didn’t argue, we wouldn’t talk at all.
10. One generation plants the tree, another gets the shade.
11. “Family” might be putting it a little generously.
12. Around here, “crazy” is a relative term.
13. I never asked to be part of this tribe.
14. So this is what they call a “heartwarming family reunion?” Yikes.
15. And I was under the impression that family was supposed to make me feel good.
16. Without roots, there can be no tree.
17. Proud to be on the [family name] family tree.
18. We’re family. Deal with it.
19. I wish I could relate to the people I’m related to.
20. One team, one family, one win.
21. We’re more than a family – we’re a legacy.
22. From family, we’re given two things – one is roots; the other, wings.
23. Family reunions are the most effective form of birth control.
24. There’s nothing quite like watching your relatives fight.
25. If you don’t believe in ghosts, you’ve obviously never been to one of our family reunions.
26. Maybe next year, we can pass out swords.
27. Never give up on your family – no matter how tempting they make it.
28. We’re a completely different sort of nuclear family.
29. “Dysfunctional” is really just another way of saying “fun.”
30. A family reunion is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. Eventually, SOMETHING’s going to knock over all the pins.
31. I keep telling myself that my relatives have redeeming qualities. Now I just need to find them.
32. The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is they have a common enemy.
33. Family is like fudge: mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
34. Accept it: my family is probably better than yours.
35. I swear, I don’t actually know these people.
36. A dysfunctional family is any family with more than one person.
37. It’s a [family name] thing. Sorry, but you wouldn’t understand.
38. Our family tree bore a lot of nuts.
39. I think my family is defective. Can I have yours instead?
40. Never forget where you came from, lest you lose sight of where you’re going.
41. You can’t choose your family. If you could, do you think I’d be here?
42. You haven’t lived until you’ve gotten drunk with family.
43. Blood is thicker than water, but booze tastes a whole lot better than both.
44. Woven from a common thread.
45. The theme of this family: when in doubt, blame [name].
46. One of us has to be the mature one. We just haven’t figured out who that is yet.
47. [Family name] reunion [year]. Because whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you stranger.
48. Like YOUR family’s any more normal.
49. This family reunion is rated R for a reason.
50. [Family name]: Because it’s easier to apologize than to plan ahead.
51. Our family is composed of children, men, women, the occasional animal, and the common cold. Three guesses which one I am.
52. The best thing about family reunions is the wait between them.
53. Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one.
54. I’m the future of the [family name] family. Terrifying, isn’t it?
55. My family is like a potato field. All the best parts are underground.
56. [Family name] family: responsible for the retirement of [number] therapists since [year].
57. Laughter is healthy. That’s why [family name] reunions are so great.
58. In some families, “please” is the magic word. In this family, it’s “sorry.”
59. Insanity is hereditary.
60. The reason our reunions are so peaceful is because the parents know the kids choose their rest home.
61. Never underestimate the [family name] family’s ability to get into trouble.
62. Chaos isn’t a pit. Chaos is a family tree.
63. It isn’t a family reunion until one of us punches someone.
64. Some family reunions, you worry about drama. Here, you worry about falling asleep.
65. The best thing about this reunion was the open bar.
66. Think you’re quirky? Compared to our family, you’re like a fart in a hurricane.
67. Our family is one of the only ones whose reunions could use an animal tamer.
68. Reuniting the past, and shaping the future.
69. [Family name] reunion [year]: Because everyone deserves to know what they’re getting into.
70. Our family has always been sort of a work in progress.
71. You don’t choose your family – they are God’s gift to you, as you are to them.
72. The family is the nucleus of civilization. Looking at us, that’s probably where we went wrong.
73. Insanity doesn’t just run in this family – it gallops.
74. We couldn’t get rid of our family skeletons, so we just made them dance instead.
75. Our family might not have heirlooms, but boy, have we got stories.
76. Our family might be messy, but we wouldn’t trade it for the world.
77. It doesn’t matter how great your house is, it matters that there’s love in it.
78. The best thing about family disasters is that the next one always puts the previous into perspective.
79. [Family name]: It’s okay to be jealous.
80. Friends are God’s apology for family.
81. Our chains might stretch, but they’ll never break.
82. Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present, and future.
83. It’s not an official [family name] family reunion until the police show up.
84. Happy families are at least two-thirds incontinent.
85. Family is the one rock that always stays steady.
86. Our family may fight, but we’ll always be there for each other.
87. We’re all the sum of our family’s legacy.
88. Everyone in our family loves each other – we just don’t like each other very much.
89. There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
90. We travel the world searching for what we need – our family is where we find it.
91. “Formal attire” isn’t really a phrase our family understands.
92. We’re proud of our heritage – especially the embarrassing parts!
93. Some families are patchworks of love. Ours is a patchwork of psychological problems.
94. Our families teach us what we know about the world. Explains a lot, right?
95. No matter where you go or what you do, you’ll carry your family in your heart.
96. Recount your family history, lest it be lost. Honor your heritage.
97. We are who we are because they were who they were.
98. Family: where life begins & love never ends.
99. Family is having a place to call home.
100. Family isn’t always blood. It’s the people in your life who want you in theirs.

Feeling Inspired to Design Your Own Custom Family Reunion T-Shirt?

Like an idea? Head on over to our T-shirt maker and design your own family reunion shirts or browse our Family Reunion Design Ideas to get started. We can print these family gathering quotes and many others on short-sleeve tees, long-sleeve performance apparel, hoodies and more. Whether you want a funny family shirt or a tearjerker, we’ll make sure you get high-quality clothing with all printing and production done right here in the U.S. BlueCotton crafts family reunion swag using apparel from top brands, and we can do rush orders if you need something fast.